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This Made Me MAD… lol!
Written by on October 1, 2010 – 10:39 am -
from:sayingimages.com
Salary Increase
Written by on June 25, 2010 – 10:13 am -Though the salary increase that will take place next month is not yet enough to cover up with the increase in commodity prices in the market, I am still thankful though as it it still a blessing for us… And I guess I don’t need to write my boss a letter like this:
READ ON 
One day an employee emails his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
| Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon Your$ $incerely, |
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And this is the response he gets.
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| Dear NOrman
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean Yours truly |
Some Internet Sayings
Written by on June 18, 2010 – 10:49 am -
Home is where you hang your @.
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
Great groups from little icons grow.
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
C: is the root of all directories.
Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
The modem is the message.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
A chat has nine lives.
Don’t byte off more than you can view.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
What boots up must come down.
Windows will never cease.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
Modulation in all things.
A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
There’s no place like home.com.
Know what to expect before you connect.
Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.